After recovering from the wave of cynical laughter that struck me when I read the out and out lies of Detective Constable Heidi Edge (who clearly has had her officially issued hijab/dhimmitude training).
"I would like to reassure people living in this area that attacks such as this are extremely rare"
DC Enge clearly doesn't read the newspapers and most definitely doesn't read the police news, TheOPINIONATOR - or any of the other excellent blogs on the web that report daily on unprovoked muslim perpetrated violence against the non-muslim populations of the UK and Europe.
Here's just a few other "extremely rare" examples of baseball bat wielding muslims- for more with hammer and knife attacks - see my archives:
I must be 'batty' for not agreeing with DC Edge.
Article in full:
At just after 8am on Friday 14 January 2011, the victim was parking his car on South Court when he was approached by two offenders who then hit him a number of times with a baseball bat and a hammer and stabbed him in the neck.
A third offender was standing nearby and appeared to be keeping a lookout.
The three attackers then made off on foot in the direction of Ramsay Street.
The 38-year-old man was taken to hospital where he was treated for a compound fracture to the head and a stab wound to his neck and back.
The three offenders are all described as being around 19 to 20 years of age and were wearing black balaclavas. One of the offenders is believed to be of a slim build, and another was described as being chubby and wearing a grey tracksuit top and bottoms.
It is believed those responsible for this attack are of Pakistani or Bengali origin, due to the way that they spoke.
Detective Constable Heidi Edge, from the CID at Rochdale, said: "This is a cowardly and unprovoked attack on an innocent man.
"The victim was simply parking his car when he was attacked and this incident has left him injured and badly shaken. He is still recovering in hospital.
"I would like to reassure people living in this area that attacks such as this are extremely rare, but I would appeal to anyone that may have been in the South Court area on the morning of 14 January to get in touch with us and provide us with any information you can."
Anyone who has any information whatsoever about who may be responsible for this assault is urged to contact police on 0161 856 4591 or the independent charity Crimestoppers anonymously on 0800 555 111.